Can't get a date? Went through your entire address book. Even Crazy Rhoda Zimmerman wasn't available. Sorry. So you scalp your ticket. Or attempt to. Then when on the stand you use the dreaded word "Assume". You are reminded that you should never "Assume". These shirts pay tribute to one of the best episodes of the Odd Couple that has one of the most clever pieces of dialogue.
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